It's amazing how when you're single you have next to nothing because you don't need it. Then when you get married your stuff doubles, logically. But when you have a kid, somehow your stuff increases ten-fold.
What?! I know...
All of the sudden, instead of just stuffing your chapstick and your wallet into your microscopic purse, you are carrying a diaper bag stuffed with diapers, toys, snacks, extra clothes, sunscreen, and various hats like a beast of burden. It's crazy. I just dug through a seemingly endless bin of bath toys looking for my hair brush.